Updated oldie but goodie

As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs sir." The President replies: "These are not just pigs; these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld.

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir !!!"

Thanks, Lloyd.