Greatest. Spam. Ever.

This is very personal, touching, moving, and hilarious. I want to shout from the rooftops, "I'm rich! Rich, you hear me?! RICH!!!!"

From: suhaarafat7@walla.com
Subject: YASSER ARAFAT WILL

Body: YASSER ARAFAT WILL
Dear Friend,

I am Mrs. SUHA ARAFAT, the wife of YASSER ARAFAT, the
Palestinian leader who died recently in Paris. Since his
death and even prior to the announcement,I have been
thrown into a state of antagonism,
confusion,humiliation,frustration and hopelessness by
thepresent leadership of the Palestinian Liberation
Organization and the new Prime Minister. I have even been
subjected to physical and psychological torture.

As a widow that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence
with everybody in the country at the moment.You view this
website:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3965541.stm
You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet
on the discovery of some fund in my husband secret bank
account and companies and the allegationsof some huge sums
of money deposited by my husband in my name of which I have
refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt Palestine
Government.

In fact the total sum allegedly discovered by the
Government so faris in the tune of about $6.5 Billion
Dollars. And they are not relenting on their effort to make
me poor for life. As you know, the Moslem community has no
regards for woman, more importantly when the woman is from
a christian background, hence my desire for a foreign
assistance.

I have deposited the sum of 21 million dollars with a
Financial firm in Europe whose name is withheld for now
until we open communication.I shall be grateful if you
could receive this fund into your bank account for safe
keeping and any Investment opportunity. This arrangement
will be known to you and I alone and all our
correspondence shouldbe strictly on email
alone because our government has tapped all my lines and
are monitoring all my moves.
In view of the above, if you are willing to assist for our
mutual benefits, we will have to negotiate on your
Percentage share of the $21,000,000 that will be kept in
your position for a while and invested in your name for my
trust pending when my Daughter,
Zahwa, will come off age and take full responsibility of
her Family
Estate/inheritance.

Please note that this is a golden opportunity that comes
once in life time and more so, if you are honest, I am
going to entrust more funds in your care as this is one of
the legacy we keep for our children.

In case you don't accept please do not let me out to the
security and international media as I am giving you this
information in total trust and confidence
I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good
faith.
Please expedite action.

Yours sincerely,
Suha Arafat