[evil finder]

Enter any name or word or short phrase into the [evil finder] and it'll figure out a way to prove that thing is evil.

To wit:
**** THE PROOF THAT homphobia IS EVIL ****

H O M P H O B I A
8 15 13 16 8 15 2 9 1 - as numbers
8 6 4 7 8 6 2 9 1 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_/
5 2 5 2 1 - digits added

Thus, "homphobia" is 52521.


Subtract 1876, the year first crematorium in the United States opened. The result will be 50645.

Divide by 7, the sacred number of Illuminati - the result is 7235.

Add 6891 to it - this is the year of the Chernobyl "incident", written backwards - you will get 14126.

Add 1995, the year O J Simpson was acquitted for double murder - the result is 16121.

Subtract 1591 from the number - this is the year the Rosenbergs were sentenced to death for spying by the US, written backwards. It gives 14530.

This, when read backwards, gives 03541. This is 1889 in octal, the year Adolf Hitler was born...

Evil, QED.

Go on, try it. You know you want to.